Feel Bad

So if you are reading this you need to make sure you read my post below because I did it a couple minutes before. I am only doing another one because I felt bad for not really saying anything and I would be extremely confused if I had read the last one. So today I am not really feeling like I can write too much, so I will just put some random thoughts and quotes down.


"Total absence of humor renders life impossible."
Anonymous

"Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can."
Elsa Maxwell

"The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection."
Thomas Paine

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."
Leo Buscaglia

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
Theodor Seuss Geisel

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength."
Eric Hoffer

"Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody."
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"I smell like tanning and cookies."
Jamie Parry

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear."
Mark Twain

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein

"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."
Anonymous

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns down?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, howwould you know?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?

Should crematoriums give discounts forthose who died in fires?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?

So I hope you liked these. I really like most of them and I had a few more, but I got tired of putting them on here so there you go.